Bedazzled

Count Dracula's son, Liberace, is different! (1 answer)

I first noticed there was something different when Liberace was about 5, I gave him one of my capes & he added sequins and bedazzled it! He's my only son, and he should be a hot blooded Transylvania, but Liberace would rather spend his nights, arranging flowers, watching Project Runway and Martha Stewart. I went down to the Vampire Club the other night- they were having a father & son night-while other Vampires & their sons were painting the town red---I had to tell all my friends, my son Liberace couldn't come cause he was playing with some cute doll- sorry to say it wasn't living!!! The Dracula lineage has gone on for eons-- we are royalty---as any father I had hoped that Liberace would go on with the family business - BloodSucker. I was so heartbroken when he comes to me the other night & he tells me he wants to be a Hairdresser-Oh Vey!!! We had a big shouting match--and he marched out of the castle, we haven't spoken in months now- Whats a father to do? Suggestions?